Oil Company Worker Prints

'Let's call him lucky!'

Home Heating Oil

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Now, remember...let me do the talking.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Libyan Crude Oil

Snake in the grass...

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Car Breast-Feeding

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Keystone XL

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

There's no real oil emergency...

'Who is to blame?'

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

Camel In The Tent

Energy trap.

Army Man Playset 2020

The Procrastinator

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

"Woo-hoo!"