Oil Company Worker Pillows

'Let's call him lucky!'

Home Heating Oil

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

Libyan Crude Oil

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Car Breast-Feeding

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Keystone XL

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

There's no real oil emergency...

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Bump in the road.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Energy trap.

Army Man Playset 2020

"Woo-hoo!"