Oilfield Workers Pillows

"That was a nice smooth stop. My one concern is that it was right on my truck!"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Let's call him lucky!'

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

Libyan Crude Oil

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Car Breast-Feeding

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Take me to your leader. . .

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Keystone XL

There's no real oil emergency...

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Bump in the road.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Energy trap.

"Woo-hoo!"