Oilfield Work Pillows

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

Libyan Crude Oil

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Car Breast-Feeding

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Keystone XL

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

There's no real oil emergency...

Army Man Playset 2020

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Energy trap.

'Who is to blame?'

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

Camel In The Tent