Oil Drilling Pillows

Procedures

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'If you strike oil I'll be able to pay my bill.'

Offshore Oil Platform - Day-Care Center

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

Footprint on Alaska

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Let's call him lucky!'

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Energy trap.

'Who is to blame?'

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

"Woo-hoo!"

Venice Floods

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."