Oil Driller Pillows

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'We're rich beyond our wildest dreams. We've struck printer ink!'

'If you strike oil I'll be able to pay my bill.'

'Like your oil company, I'll be drilling in some previously untouched habitats.'

'By now, some of you have probably noticed the little fracking operation in the staff break room.'

"And how long have you been in oil?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

US Energy Needs.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Keystone XL

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"Woo-hoo!"

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Energy trap.

Camel In The Tent

'Who is to blame?'

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'

Home Heating Oil

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

'Looks like big oil bought out Santa.'