Oil Driller Gifts

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'We're rich beyond our wildest dreams. We've struck printer ink!'

'If you strike oil I'll be able to pay my bill.'

What a lousy day --- 18 holes, all under par! He's an oil driller.

'Like your oil company, I'll be drilling in some previously untouched habitats.'

'By now, some of you have probably noticed the little fracking operation in the staff break room.'

"And how long have you been in oil?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

Snake in the grass...

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

US Energy Needs.

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Keystone XL

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'Who is to blame?'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

There's no real oil emergency...

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

Energy trap.

The Procrastinator

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Camel In The Tent

"Woo-hoo!"

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."