Driller Gifts

Oil Industry Safety.

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'I said they're playing our song!'

"OK, boys. Begin drilling."

A Good Batch.

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"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Dentist Training School.

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

The Angel's Share

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

Military ardour.

"See what a few beers mingled with some great ideas will do for the boss?"

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"Is something funny, soldier?"

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