Driller Mugs

Oil Industry Safety.

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'I said they're playing our song!'

A Good Batch.

Bottle Distillery

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Dentist Training School.

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

The Angel's Share

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'We have developed an APP we use to import ingredients from the Internet, merge them in the computer, and then download them into the distiller and then just bottle the output.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

Military ardour.

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

"See what a few beers mingled with some great ideas will do for the boss?"

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Demand For Oil

Oil Workers

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

Military Parades