Backyard Drillers Mugs

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"This never happened."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Bird Bath.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"How?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Human males marking territory.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'