Backyard Drillers Gifts

I hear he discovered petroleum in his backyard! Yeah, and he took an oily retirement!

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"This never happened."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Bird Bath.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"The pH level seems a little off."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Human males marking territory.

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

I know they told me not to bark

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

"How?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

The Tardis Shed

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

Bird at birdbath shaving.