Drill Mugs

A shout of sergeants

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Dentist Training School.

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Oil Industry Safety.

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

Military ardour.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Oil Workers

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

'By now, some of you have probably noticed the little fracking operation in the staff break room.'

Military Parades