Drill Gifts

A shout of sergeants

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Dentist Training School.

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

Frank's Drill Co. I built this company bit by bit.

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Oil Industry Safety.

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"OK, boys. Begin drilling."

"Is something funny, soldier?"

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Military ardour.

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

Oil Workers

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

Military Parades

'By now, some of you have probably noticed the little fracking operation in the staff break room.'