Dental Drill Enthusiast Gifts

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

'When you said you had an investment in gold, you didn't mention it was in your teeth!'

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

Toothless Meal

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

"My husband Frank still has all his own teeth...he keeps them in that jar over the fireplace!"

Floss Street Vendor

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

'I'm the good witch...this is my house made out of dental products.'

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

The inscription says: 'Whiter teeth; fresher breath.'

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Air Dentistry

'Must you always point out my floss?'

'I still have all my own teeth.'

'Please become a NHS dentist!'

Savoy Dental Salon

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

'What are you doing? We only take the teeth they leave under the pillow.'

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'This is a song about a man who visited his dentist. 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!' Thank you.'

"Yes, I believe I was one of the first dentists to use computers!"

Dentists on Holiday

'Let's see... how many squeezes did that commercial say to put on the brush?'

"We have adult teeth now, and, as such, they demand adult pain."

'Does your company have a dental plan?'

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'