Fire Drill Enthusiast Gifts

Acme Windows - In case of emergency, please replace glass

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

The man who discovered smoke

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Studying Fire Behavior

Heroes

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Oil Workers

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

Hello, fire department and sundry municipal services. Help! Fire! It's the kitchen! Don't panic. Remain calm. Calm?! We've got a major grease fire. Hey, I can't be expected to do everything … What? Answer the phones, put out fires, clean the parks, garbage collection … What part of fire don't you understand?!

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"Where did you get that?"

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"Why did I come in here?"