Fire Drills Gifts

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Woman escapes with cats.

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Love your ambiance!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

Burning love

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

"The blaze has taken hold on the eight floor Chief. The C.E.O., V.P. and C.O.O. are trapped in the boardroom!!"

'Is there a fireman in the house?'

USA Putting Out Fires

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Pizza Rescue.

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Break Glass in Case of Fire: Tiny Firemen.

Fire Backwards.

"Do I look like I need rescuing?"

'Our village cricket club' - An umpiring fireman responds to an emergency whilst holding all the cricket team's possessions.

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

'I doubt whether the Green Goddesses can cope with this.'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Artist displays painting after escaping fire.

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

'We need a taller ladder, chief!'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"