Drills Gifts

"Right! Let's break for lunch!. . . . Well don't just stand on ceremony!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Dentist Training School.

"The following is a test of the fire-alarm system. It is only a test. Please ignore the intense heat and combustion."

A yeoman misunderstanding an order from his drill-sergeant

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"Cruz! Are you eyeballin’ me? Eyes shut during savasana! You hear me? Lance, get up and give me 10 headstand pushups to help Cruz here shut her eyes."

Oil Industry Safety.

Military ardour.

'I heard you mom is really strict.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Passages in the Life of a Volunteer

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Oil Workers

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

"I can't heeear you!"

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

'Yes I floss regularly. Once every 6 months when I come here!'

Military Parades

Home Economics with an Attitude...

"Folsom's seasick, sir."

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"