Drilling Gifts

Accident waiting to happen.

Oil Workers

We can drill and practice but we'll never be as good at this as the Army of Father Time. It'll keep on marching no matter what happens.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Sunbathers.

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

US Energy Needs.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Oil on Mars.

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Oil Industry Safety.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

Iranian Oil

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

Bush short-term energy policy.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"OK, boys. Begin drilling."

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Price of crude oil rockets!

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'