Drilling Gifts

Accident waiting to happen.

Oil Workers

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Sunbathers.

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

US Energy Needs.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Oil on Mars.

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

Oil Industry Safety.

'I need the welder to fix the guard on that pump.'

Iranian Oil

'I think someone wants you to search for buried bones.'

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

Bush short-term energy policy.

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Price of crude oil rockets!

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

'By now, some of you have probably noticed the little fracking operation in the staff break room.'

'Petrol-head trilobite dreams of his future.'

"I once dated an archaeologist - but all she kept doing was digging up the past. . ."