Oil Drilling Gifts

Procedures

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

'If you strike oil I'll be able to pay my bill.'

Offshore Oil Platform - Day-Care Center

"We're a strategic region! We're a strategic region!"

Safety: 'When Can I Work On My Own?'

Footprint on Alaska

Spot the difference.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Let's call him lucky!'

Snake in the grass...

US Energy Needs.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

Take me to your leader. . .

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Keystone XL

"Woo-hoo!"

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

'Who is to blame?'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

Energy trap.

Venice Floods

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

There's no real oil emergency...

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'