Oil Rig Explorer Gifts

'It's oil spill. We must be near civilization.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Keystone XL

There's no real oil emergency...

The Procrastinator

Panama Papers Scandal

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

'You Americans call it 'Illegal Tax Evasion'? Well, here in Europe, we call it 'Monaco Effect Investments''!

Camel In The Tent

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

'Who is to blame?'

Energy trap.

"Woo-hoo!"

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'