Oil Rig Adventurer Gifts

How Are My Safe Work Habits? Call 1-800-555-safe.

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Car Breast-Feeding

"And everything from my dig is brought here where it's identified, classified, interpreted, and the eaten."

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Fuels paradise.

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

Virgin Olive Oil. Not-Virgin-But-Has-A-Heart-Of-Gold Olive Oil.

'To be honest, I'm not sure if a HAZARD ASSESSMENT would have seen this one coming!'

'a fine mess you've got us into...'

Ballad of Offshore Drilling.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"See what a few beers mingled with some great ideas will do for the boss?"

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

Oil man gets oil for his car directly from oil well.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

A 'failed' brake check!

Contemporary U.S. soldiers right an oil derrick.

"I do feel a lot better since we switched to the trans-fat free oil."

'We geochemists did very well before there were geophysicists.'

Oil Rig with a giant plug.

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

History of Gasoline.

Oil Workers

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

"Look at the bright side - employment for thousands trying to clean it up."

Rising Oil Prices.