Oil Rig Researcher Gifts

'Wait, that's not a robotized worker, that's Al Gore checking things out.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Snake in the grass...

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

US Energy Needs.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Keystone XL

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Woo-hoo!"

The Procrastinator

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

Camel In The Tent

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

'Who is to blame?'

Energy trap.

"We need to improve our environmental credentials, tell everyone on the rigs to start using recyclable cups."

'OK, what's the first thing we need to capture in our Job Safety Analysis?' 'Don't tick off TINY!'

'The ecosystem can fend for itself, but you're blocking the tv.'

"But, pop, I hardly expected the oil price bust to affect my allowance."

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

Mermaid sits on rock in the middle of an oil spill.

Home Heating Oil

'With the price of petrol, I had to take on a second job to pay for the petrol to drive to my first job!'