Oil Rig Engineer Gifts

'Here's a job for you, oil rig engineer. You start at the top and work yourself down.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

Libyan Crude Oil

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

US Energy Needs.

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Car Breast-Feeding

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Take me to your leader. . .

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

Keystone XL

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Camel In The Tent

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

Energy trap.

There's no real oil emergency...

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'