"If our computers are hacked, here's how to get the oil flowing again."
Oil Technician Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for an oil technician? Our collection features witty and personalized items that honor their skills and hard work in the oil industry. Whether it’s for a birthday, appreciation, or just because, find something that makes them smile and shows you care.
Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...
GAS PRICES AT PUMP
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'
'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'
Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?
'Let's call him lucky!'
"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."
"Now I'm just cleaning up."
"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."
US Energy Needs.
Snake in the grass...
Libyan Crude Oil
"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."
Take me to your leader. . .
"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."
Bio Fuels.
National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).
"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."
Car Breast-Feeding
Natural gas
'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'
'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'
'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'
Keystone XL
BP Waiter: Dinner is served!
"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."
'Who is to blame?'
Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'
There's no real oil emergency...
"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"
Camel In The Tent
Energy trap.
Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?
Oil Technician Gifts Collection
Oil Technician Mugs
Explore our collection of mug gifts designed for oil technicians. Find humorous, personalized mugs that celebrate their skills and industry pride.
Oil Technician Pillows
Browse our oil technician-themed pillows—ideal for adding a humorous touch to their home or workspace decoration.
Oil Technician Prints
Check out our art prints for oil technicians—unique designs that honor their profession with style and humor.
Oil Technician T-Shirts
Discover our T-shirts for oil technicians—comfortable, clever, and perfect for showing off their professional pride with a witty twist.