Oil Technician T-Shirts

"If our computers are hacked, here's how to get the oil flowing again."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Let's call him lucky!'

"No. Bad dog. You may not use fracking to extract a bone you buried."

"Now I'm just cleaning up."

"Come to think of it, I can't think of the last time I saw a monarch around here."

US Energy Needs.

Snake in the grass...

Libyan Crude Oil

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Take me to your leader. . .

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Bio Fuels.

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Car Breast-Feeding

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'I don't care if you are the CEO of a large oil company, you can't claim your soul as a business loss.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Keystone XL

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'Who is to blame?'

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

There's no real oil emergency...

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Camel In The Tent

Energy trap.

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?