Oil Engineer T-Shirts

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

'It still tastes sandy.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Oil Output Reduced

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Worried about offshore oil spills, some oil companies are testing out new inshore drilling rigs.

FRAAACK!: "Excuse me."

"And how long have you been in oil?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"What's a patent?"

'Hmph. College kids.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"We've made great progress!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'I told you it would be useful.'

Thinking Gears

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

' A good idea '

The first car accident.