Fuel Engineer T-Shirts

Critical Ethanol report

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'Are we broke yet?'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Bio Fuels.

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

Bio fuel bread.

"Woo-hoo!"

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

The Heating Oil Problem.

Propane Supply

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Fuels paradise.

Oil on Mars.

Gas prices up.

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

'Do you have poop points?'

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'