Fuel Engineer Prints

Critical Ethanol report

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Are we broke yet?'

'One thing about being in the drivers seat -- you pay for the gas.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Bio Fuels.

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Cardiologist/Truckdiologist: Medical help for Trucks.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Bio fuel bread.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"Woo-hoo!"

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

The Heating Oil Problem.

Propane Supply

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Fuels paradise.

Oil on Mars.

Gas prices up.

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

'Do you have poop points?'

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'