Biofuel Engineer Prints

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Bio fuel bread.

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Gene Therapy

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Clone Factory

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Critical Ethanol report

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

Natural gas

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

Goopco Oil Co. What a party! They're having a contest to see who the crudest oil molecule is!

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"