Biofuel Engineer Mugs

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Bio fuel bread.

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

Gene Therapy

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

Clone Factory

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Critical Ethanol report

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Natural gas

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

"A Leading cosmetics company believes our drilling mud would ake an excellent skincare product."

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

Biofuel - a solution or...?

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"We ship ours from Deckville to Lyleport."

"Woo-hoo!"