Biofuel Entrepreneur Mugs

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'New Barbeque.'

Critical Ethanol report

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Bio fuel bread.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"How almond milk is made"

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

'How I love Global Warming... Otherwise, it would be necassary to look for a -BLEEARGH!- serious job!'

Where we get veggie burgers

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

Clean Energy

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

Butcher shop +

"We gave the biodiesel a fecal transplant, and it performed 60% better."

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"