Biofuel Entrepreneur T-Shirts

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

"States of tofu"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

Critical Ethanol report

'New Barbeque.'

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Bio fuel bread.

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"How almond milk is made"

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Alrighty, we've got three Tofu Pad Thais, four Green Curry Lunch Specials, side of Veggie Dumplings, and three Summer Rolls with Peanut Dipping Sauce."

'Soy milk, soy burgers...imagine being replaced by a bean.'

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

'Now that's my kind of green technology!'

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

Butcher shop +

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