Bioenergy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"TV bioenergy, I like it!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Noisy energy?

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

US Energy Needs.

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Water power.

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Critical Ethanol report

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Money Tree

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Don Quilowatte

"Gas, is it the future?"

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."