Biofuel Believer T-Shirts

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Critical Ethanol report

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Bio fuel bread.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

Iranian Oil

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Agriculture Research Lab. I've come up with an onion that can be made into fuel ... I call it the "gas leek"!

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

Recycling chip fat.

Clean Energy

"We gave the biodiesel a fecal transplant, and it performed 60% better."

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

The First Church of the Ethanol Subsidy.

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

"The interrogation went on for hours, but they couldn't get coal to come clean."

"Coal used to come in hard pieces, like rocks."

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

Record soy bean crop

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."