Biofuel Believer T-Shirts

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Critical Ethanol report

Natural gas

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"In other news, oil and gas prices became irrelevant today when scientists announced that pretty much anything can run on caffeine."

Bio fuel bread.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'I'm doing my bit got the planet by investing in biofuels. . . Mind you, the fact that they'll have to strip-mine South America for crop space may well put a few noses out of joint.'

2 trilobites; 'So what are you going to be when you die - oil or gas?'

Peak oil and the limited future of petrol cars.

Iranian Oil

Men looking at oil rig - "Are they supposed to take off like that?"

Oilcoa Welcome Shareholders

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

""Yeah, I like the hard stuff...so what?'

"We gave the biodiesel a fecal transplant, and it performed 60% better."

Clean Energy

Recycling chip fat.

"They said it had a V-8, so I assumed it would run on tomato juice!"

"In other words, it breaks large molecules into small ones."

"It can also run on recycled cooking oil, but you have to be careful, as it has a severe peanut allergy."

"One day son, we'll all be very hungry."

The First Church of the Ethanol Subsidy.

"What fuel do you use?" "You'll never guess!"

No dinosaurs died to make our gas.

"Why do you want to invest in oil futures?"

"The interrogation went on for hours, but they couldn't get coal to come clean."

"Lucky beast....No factory farming, no suffering at the slaughterhouse...perfect."

"If we build our own still to convert our corn to ethanol, we could become the middle man, too."

Record soy bean crop

"Coal used to come in hard pieces, like rocks."

"TV bioenergy, I like it!"

Future Ethanol production vs. ethanol demand.