Gas Engineer T-Shirts

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"Where should we put the newly repaired gas turbine engine, Mr Putin?"

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"Ahh...He's got wind"

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

"Woo-hoo!"

EXXON EXTINCTION

Acme Petroleum, since 1925 and 9/10.

"Take no notice, Blendie, it's just Brent, being his usual, crude..."

I think I can...

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

'Sorry, I'm afraid it was a false alarm. It turns out that 'the emergency gas leak' was my husband.'

Home Heating Oil

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Oil on Mars.

Fuels paradise.

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

'On this site will be erected a beautiful new twelve story drilling platform that will pump 10,000 barrels of oil a day.'

Iranian Oil

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

Price of crude oil rockets!

Oil gushes out of a oil derrick on a computer screen.

Oil Workers

'Odd as it may seem, it needs oil.'

'Look, a dollar! Pick it up so we can scoop up that blob of oil!'