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Helium (tanker truck)

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

Disease Management

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Ahh...He's got wind"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Sales.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Man watches sales chart drop through the floor.

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

Oil shock.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"We're going to need more pets."

"For an up to date picture, I suggest we reconvene under the table."

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Graph to find your IQ

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."