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When did you last have your oil changed?

'Being poor has it's advantages. . . like your car keys are never in your other pants.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Bird Torture.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Two Generations of Readers

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"There's more inside."

Inflating Boobs.

Large print e-book.

Organic Soldering.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'