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"Yeah, I've been in rehub."

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'It's broke. I could fix it, but then you'd be broke.'

'Well, I think I know why you've been having trouble starting her.'

'Ah, there's the problem. I was swearing at the right part, but using the wrong words.'

'...and this home includes a heated garage.'

'Don't bother rotating the tires. They rotated on their own all the way here.'

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

Why people don't have enough space

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

'You always lift me up when I'm down.'

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

If we hired the same way we elect...

'It's $900 to fix the brakes ...or $10 to make the horn louder.'

"Did you say 39 or 93?"

Bob’s Museum

'Before we can do any work on your car, we'll have to run a diagnostic test on your wallet.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Tell Dr. Swan his car is resting comfortably.'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'

'We've run all the tests doc and I can't find a thing wrong with it. It must be psychological.'

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise you've been having is coming from.'

'And that's just an estimate sir!'

"Let's do this in your office. I hate talking shop in the shop."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"...You have work to do Andy. Mainly your garage. It's a real mess."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'Your radiator is leaking. Don't worry, I can patch it up with stem cells.'

'Before I give you the bill, I'm supposed to ask if you'd like me to buy you dinner first.'

'Never, Ever...plan to pay for just an oil change when you take your car to the shop.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'