Garage Guru Mugs

"Yeah, I've been in rehub."

"Just a little staging for the open house. Homes with a double garage sell faster."

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Well, I think I know why you've been having trouble starting her.'

'It's broke. I could fix it, but then you'd be broke.'

'...and this home includes a heated garage.'

'The rust problem turned out to be more extensive than we expected.'

'Don't bother rotating the tires. They rotated on their own all the way here.'

'Ah, there's the problem. I was swearing at the right part, but using the wrong words.'

Why people don't have enough space

"We're making exiting advances in alternative car care."

"This bill is the same as your estimate! What did'nt you do?"

'You always lift me up when I'm down.'

If we hired the same way we elect...

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'

Bob’s Museum

"Did you say 39 or 93?"

'It's $900 to fix the brakes ...or $10 to make the horn louder.'

'Before we can do any work on your car, we'll have to run a diagnostic test on your wallet.'

'Tell Dr. Swan his car is resting comfortably.'

'Ok! Let 'er rip, Harold!'

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'

'We've run all the tests doc and I can't find a thing wrong with it. It must be psychological.'

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise you've been having is coming from.'

"A wooden leg, Buck? You're storing a wooden leg?!" Karen knew better than to marry a packrat.

'Bob, call you back. A big auto body job just drove in.'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"How much for a good set of earplugs?"

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'I don't like that look in your eyes!' (Mechanic with dollar signs in his eyes)

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'