Garage Genius Mugs

'I couldn't fix the brakes, so I made your horn louder.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

CLEAR!

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Sale! Weed Whackers

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

DumbbellsSmartbells.

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

Inflating Boobs.

Organic Soldering.

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Animals are smarter than we think!