Garage Genius Prints

'I couldn't fix the brakes, so I made your horn louder.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

CLEAR!

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Sale! Weed Whackers

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

DumbbellsSmartbells.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"There's more inside."

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Animals are smarter than we think!

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."