Garage Geek Prints

When did you last have your oil changed?

'Being poor has it's advantages. . . like your car keys are never in your other pants.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Bird Torture.

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Two Generations of Readers

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Connected to Technology.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"There's more inside."

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Organic Soldering.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'