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You know that symphony I wrote in GarageBand? It drops next week. You're invited. Symphonies don't "drop," little buddy. Rock albums "drop." R&B "drops." Symphonies "debut." And they usually debut in concert halls, with live musicians. Where's your symphony debuting? Anybody-can-upload-anything-for-people-to-download.com. I wonder if I can get my tux pressed in time.
"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."
Lennon and McCartney.
"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."
Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).
ZZZZZZZ Top
Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra
"This next one's another oldie."
"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"
'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'
'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'
"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
'My electric car is giving me static!'
'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'
"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."
"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"
"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."
When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.
Eric Clapton.
It's only firing on 87 cylinders!
"There's more inside."
"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."
Jeff Tweedy caricature.
Organic Soldering.
"Check out this new store."
Bashful in Nashville
Inflating Boobs.
"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."
The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar
'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'
The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'
"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"
'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'
"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."
"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."
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