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"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"There's more inside."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Inflating Boobs.

"Check out this new store."

Organic Soldering.

Bashful in Nashville

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Joe Henry

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."