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"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"There's more inside."

Organic Soldering.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Inflating Boobs.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"My doctor told me to get outdoors more, so now I put on more yard sales."

His and Hers Garage

Acme Flyswatters.

House sale.

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'