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"That' was great - let's run though that again."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

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'What if we form a rap band, called 'Snow White and the Seven Dogg Dwarves''

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

'Look what I found at the garage sale - a new notebook with internet brokerage access and an investment consultant'!

The traveling Yard Sale.

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

'Mirriam. Where on earth did you get these coat-hangers?'

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Basketball net above the garage door.

'This one comes with it's own garage sale sign.'

"Never mind honey, I found the garage door opener."

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

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Garbage Sale - Sunday

'I was having a garage sale last week and he made an offer on my garage that I couldn't refuse!'

"Wow - great chops! We took a vote and want you in the band. All that we need now are three letters of reference and academic transcripts."

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'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

'True - we may just be a garage band. But now we've got a manager and we'll be touring the biggest garages in town.'

Garage Sale - "I sold it!"

"One man's trash is another man's treasure. But in your case, another man's trash is ow your trash."

'Old comic books from Daddy's collekshin.'

"Well sold all OUR junk - he bought all this new junk off the table next door."

"...Let's try reducing him by 50%."

Car Boot Sale - Go Home Yanks