Garage Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Never mind honey, I found the garage door opener."

"It comes with a two-car garage in convenient Ramapo, New Jersey."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

"No! This is not a garage sale...now get out of my garage!"

"I love two car garages."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

Mohammad's motors

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Nice park. . .

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'