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'Phillip! Time for dinner...Phillip?!'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Exercising

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

Exercise Bars

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'