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Basketball net above the garage door.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Mixed Doubles.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"Marco ..."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'She'll never look for me here.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

With Grandpa it was often a game of hide and sleep.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"I'm bilingual. I can talk to parents and step parents."

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

'I can't talk right now. I'm discussing strategy with our financial director.'

'Well, I'll say this: when the new boss came on board, it was a real game-changer for all of us!'

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"OK, I'll play Hide and Seek with you, but only if you promise not to use your sense of smell..."