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'True - we may just be a garage band. But now we've got a manager and we'll be touring the biggest garages in town.'

Beyond the Pale

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.

"They're meant to be crap, right?"

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Six jazz instruments.

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Couple sharing earbuds.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Campground Conductor

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Mexican Serenade.

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

How hit songs get their names

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Guitar Hero.

When did you last have your oil changed?

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

"Hey guys, here's one I wrote about the loneliness of Lockdown."

Guitar.

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

Garage Sale: Assorted shares of stocks.

'This next number is a love song, all about my dinner.'

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

"I Love U2."

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

The Dogs... 'On lead.'

Muse