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"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'My electric car is giving me static!'

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Organic Soldering.

Inflating Boobs.

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

The Small Business Advisor: 'The first bit of advice I'd give you for your garage start-up is to tell your dad'

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Bob’s Museum

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

Cowboy at mechanic with horse hoisted

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Animals are smarter than we think!

"Installed it himself ??" saved $50."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'We couldn't find anything wrong with your car, so all you owe us is for 2 hours of search.'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

His and Hers Garage

When did you last have your oil changed?

Acme Flyswatters.

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"OK, let's see. For starters, the guarantee only covers the muffler."

'Mac works on cars strictly for his own amusement.'

They've come a long way since they started in his parents' garage.